2 am and no end in sight to this fucking night.

<>Just like a moth to a flame
Just like goin insane
Like fur on a bear
Like paranoid fear
Wax on a candle
Salt in a tear
I’m stuck on you
Yeah am stuck on you

Like pubic hair

<>You can shave me to the skin
But I take root within
I keep coming back
Like cardinal sin
May take time to appear
But I’m always there
Cuz I’m stuck on you
Yeah am stuck on you

Like pubic hair.




MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comments

Chants said…
First romantic analogy made to pubic hair...

Bravo
BaptizedLucifer said…
there was this artist who collected his pubic hair after he'd take a batch and then made sculptures out of them. cant remm who he was or whetehr he's alive or dead. the fact however is, that the damn sculptures would remain forever.

:-|

stuck on u... achay khasay gaanay ki vaat... no wait.. i dont think ive ever heard that song... sirf naam suna hai... =D
Sadaff said…
actually if u use wax to get rid of pubic hair, the roots will eventually minimise.

But a good write sir.
please do write more


p.s: wat does ur blog title mean?
Ozair said…
pubic hair... strange choice of word to use in poetry... hehe... but it makes sense... i guess... well writin beknighted sir... jolly good... :) !!!
Xeb said…
ewwwwwwwwwwww :P
Anonymous said…
yuckh!
naked feet said…
hahahahha

you're funny :)

and as to your comment on my blog: no! i was adequately decent the whole time :P
plus he didn't see me dancing. he was outside the whole time!! haha. and i had my stole thingie on because i didn't want to give all the weirdo's outside cheap thrills.. (this IS pakistan after all)
anyway. i still don't think he does though.
Phitaymaun said…
Chants: Yeah, cool huh? Am i pioneer or what;)
Luci: Its just so cool reading your comments even if they make no sense and aren't in the least bit flattering. And i've never heard of a song called stuck on you btw. Just the movie
Sadaf: WAX THE PUBES???? that's sadistic!!! oh the pain... hah! Thnx though, i'm glad you enjoy my ramblings:D
as for Phitay maun, yaar, its kinda complicated trying to explain it. Its like an insult in Punjabi, it means something like. goddang-dungeating-stupid-mofo-moron.
as you can see it is aimed to reflect a state of disgust with someone that is quite extreme. Like when your dog farts on you, you go phitay maun brutus. or if you find your spouse boffing your best freind AND her boyfreind at the same time you go phitay maun brutus.
Btw i'm using 'your' in a very general sense, not to imply heaven forbid that you would have a flatulent dog or a kinky, bi-sexual boyfriend named Brutus.
but neway, that what it means and in blog title capacity it is aimed squarely at me.
Ozair: Mucho Gracias, por favor, senor. Coming from you, it is extra flatteirng since i consider you teh best poet in blog world so far.
Xeb: ewwww eh. well thats more or less the reaction i was hoping for followed by hysterical laughter.
Anonymous: Whatever.
Ms feet: welcome back to my blog. I thought you would never return. Its good to have you back. I hope you visit often and enjoy your stay here:)
And he does.
Zunaster said…
Stuck on you - Stacie Orrico.
BaptizedLucifer said…
have u ever heard of padding between paragraphs? :-| how about pressing the enter key twice instead of once :P meherbaani ho ki sir jee.

how about writing another one on ANONYMOUS commentors :D im sure u have enuf motivation already :D
Ozair said…
AAH! u are too kind...!! much thanks... !!! :)
Ozair said…
And am trying my hand at prose too... :)
BaptizedLucifer said…
gosh, ive used phitau mu so casually so many time sin public.. lol... i just assumed (like the usual idiot that i am) that... its just the same as tellin someone to get outta ur sight :-|

all those stares seem to make sense now :-| :-|
Natasha said…
interesting read .. indeed .. :)
Phitaymaun said…
Man, the girl dun know what it means aight, now is as good a time as any to keep her from using it in the future, dun steal my sunshine.
AND i didn;t know that there was a t ime constraint on venting. Besides dude honestly i write well when i vent, so i will be venting until i'm vented out. And you can play daddy till then or give up on me and assume that i'm gonna be etrenally venting. Either way, its mostly fueled by mood than by any particular need to attract sympathy. Read it as fiction and i promise you it will be much easier to swallow, hell i write it as fiction, i dunno why everyone just assumes it all real. Sure it stems form reality but art always imitates life.
Sadaff said…
but the question is "does art immitate life or life immitate art?"
*wonders*

oh i get the meaning for the title now. i guess knowing a little punjabi won't kill me, i should learn some more.

p.s: brazillian females still use wax to get rid of pubes. Apparently gillete aint a very popular.
BaptizedLucifer said…
sadaf - well they gotta go to the carnival and they gotta go nude. so, there...
Phitaymaun said…
Sadaf: And Brazilian women are amazons, they dun feel no pain. BUt from all the latin porn that has been watching me 'ahem' they seem to be not very concerned abt personal hygiene... that is to say, they got bush more often than not.
Sadaff said…
Hmm
may be you are right, i don't know.
also in the olden times and even now, Arab females used wax too but ahh
*goes and sits quietly in her corner*
Phitaymaun said…
aww dun do that Sadaf, okay form now on everyone use wax on em pubes. Screw Gillette, it is after all a zionist money trap to suck the world dry. So... Sadaf Wins.
BTW, the brazillian wax thing is where the ladies go to get thier ENTIRE bodies sumerged in wax cept the head and face, they come out, or are, i dunno how they get rid of the wax but they end up smooth as a baby's buttocks. All over.
How much it hurts though has never been disclosed, one is left to speculate the intensity of the pain simply by the loudness of the shrieks eminating from the brazilian wax parlors sound proof torture chamber.
And i can tell you it gets pretty loud and scary. How else do you think i wud know how much waxing the pubes hurts, huh?
Sadaff said…
Conclusion: waxing is evil. Gilette is the bigger evil but if you want less pain, go for it man.

and people want least pain possible. If I tell you other rituals women from South American Countries and Arica do, its shocking and scary.

eeek i would rather die than undergo the pain of waxing.
*chills down the spine*

btw thanku ji for the comment in my blog.
*blush*
but u shouldn't talk phittaymaun ji tussi achay writer ho.
*slaps herself for not knowing punjabi too well*
BaptizedLucifer said…
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Dude. Beknighted. STOP making stuff up! LOL

And if you wanna, then make it sound a BIT realitic? Dip themselves in hot wax and burn their asses eh? hahahaha.
Phitaymaun said…
I"m not making stuff up okay, there wa sthis was place in teh building we had our office in and as you can imagine our cigarette breaks were conducted in viewable vicinity of the place, thst how i heard the screams. And the explanation is more or less verbatim whati was told by the gay austrian dude who ran the place.
:( You cut deep Luci, now unless you've had a brazilian wax, dun be dissing my description of it.
BaptizedLucifer said…
hahahahaha... brazilian waxes... gays... my oh my... ur right.. i dont think i wanna discuss this topic... lol...

nemore theories?
Sadaff said…
gay austrian d00ood must be right sir ji.
most waxing places in our city employ east europeans with strange thick accents.
don't get me wrong, i aint discriminating but they sound like they hava god of mucus stuck in thier throats.
BaptizedLucifer said…
hahaha of sadaf.. please! the aussie might have been right in what he said, but, mistah beknighted here definitely got it all wrong. lol.

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